Podcast: Texas style accident report
An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and
called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the
voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide
“play by play” of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message.This is too funny: A guy hits a car with four old ladies. Acts like an idiot and they kick his butt.
Man: She just hit him in the head with a bible.
(via Crooks and Liars)

